Kill the user above you with what they give you

I tell Madonna that you think Lady GaGa is original and inovative. Madonna goes berserk and deep fries ur vagina. The process is fatal.

User below, i give u a japanese sex pillow

You'll be korkin' it in the pillowgina when I come up and Supah Kawaii Suffocate you with it.

User below you get a rly big text book.

I open it, and it contains Sex Ed, then you get on da floor and I rape u in the mouth eek


User below u get an atomic bomb

I hide it in a private jet with Selena Gomez in it, and give you a free plane trip with her. Then it detonates during flight.

User below. I give you a sponge.

The sponge turns out to be Sponge Bob who really REALLY wants to introduce you to Gary, but doesn't realize you can't breathe underwater so he drags you down and drowns you.

User below you get a hug from Justin Bieber.

I inject the sponge with melted barbie dolls and shove it in ur eye.

NINJA EDIT: Justin Bieber hugs u. Everything is fine until Selena Gomez realises there is paparazzi taking pictures, so she kills u for the cameras

User below, i give u a deleted account

I then give the account to Debra who then gets angry at you and suicide bombs you.

User below. I give the user below you to you.

I insult ur taste in music until u suicide.

User below, i give u the ABBA collection

Which you listen to then watch da movie mamamia, u die then cause it sucks bad


User below, I give you 50 guests

The 50 guests are all raging Meryl Streep fans who murder you for saying one of her movies suck.


User below, I give you a balloon

I fill the balloon with poison gas, trap you in an elevator,
clone the balloon 100X then stuff them all in that elevator then i drop da needles


User below i give you a gorilla

I give the gorilla some viagra and give the gorilla back to u. U have a magical night of passion but u get AIDS.

User below, i give u a vuvuzela

you die from the pronunciation of that word

User Below, i give you a piece of bubble gum

You eat it's poop and die.

User below. I give you a smiley.

 I cast this spell on you.

User below! I give you a 100g carton of yoghurt.